Crazy Kid Names

Reader Comments

• 1. Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee?!?!? PILOT INSPECTOR?!?!

  Posted at 6:55PM on 27th 2009 by Lindz

• 2. I like the name Apple, it's so sweet!

  Posted at 11:15AM on 18th 2009 by Kamila

• 3. Why does Brad Pitt dress like a pro-bowling champ at the local smelly-dive bowling alley. What a cheating dork. This new marriage has really aged him as well.

  Posted at 5:45PM on 16th 2009 by B

• 4. I think that Kyra and Kevin's daughter Sosie Rose Bacon looks a heck of allot like her dad. Her Mom is gorgeous, as usual.

  Posted at 3:48PM on 16th 2009 by Olddog

• 5. bluebell?omg shes gonna get teased bluebell can easily be turned 2 blueball lol sad i no

  Posted at 5:18PM on 28th 2008 by rosa

• 6. y has nobody mentioned DWEEZIL??! what kind of name is THAT??? like, "hey *snort* DWEEZIL. *giggle* *full-on hysterics* what's up? *dissovles into uncontrollable laughter*" that is cruel, to name your kid after your little toe.

  Posted at 9:25PM on 27th 2008 by whitney

• 7. i understand some of these stars are comedians, but why torture your children with names that will get them made fun of, if not beat up in school? thats just not right. some of the names aren't that bad, but some....come on.

  Posted at 1:46PM on 24th 2008 by shawna

• 8. i like the name Ryder I think its cute, better than alot of the other names that are out there.

  Posted at 6:34PM on 23rd 2008 by Torii

• 9. I don't know. I kinda like the name Jett and Ryder, but Jermajesty and Poppy??? What the heck? Whose going to be able to say: "Hi, Poppy. What's going on?" without laughing??? Poor kids.

  Posted at 4:23PM on 23rd 2008 by Max McKinley

• 10. most of them sound like dog names..."pixie & peaches" I liked Sailor Lee though...too cute.

  Posted at 4:11PM on 23rd 2008 by ciddie

• 11. They don't have to worry about when they get to school, they'll be with each other. Jason Lee and Jermaine Jackson are totally INSANE though. Tho Pilot alone isn't to bad, Jermagesty! A little ego there? ICK!!!! Figures he's a Jackson, they're all insane.

  Posted at 4:02PM on 23rd 2008 by playjojo

• 12. i think sage is a good name..nothing wrong w/ that. Ryder is fine too.. but some of these names are just wack. Poor kids, just imagine when they start going to school

  Posted at 3:51PM on 23rd 2008 by Beth

• 13. why do you people care what a celebrity names their children, especially the writer for this site

  Posted at 2:53PM on 23rd 2008 by Randy

• 14. How about Cocaine pronounced Coshanay? Lemonjello and Orangejello a set of twins here in San Antonio. Or a girl named Abcde pronounced Ab-c-d. Pamper, Charmin, Fellatia...

  Posted at 11:56AM on 23rd 2008 by Amber

• 15. I am not sure what parents are thinking when they "inflict" such names on their children. While many names may appear to be cute when they are babies, once they grow up and are in the business world, they carry that name with them wherever they go! Who is going to take a person seriously when their name is "Apple" or "Fifi"??? I hear there is a trend in Hollywood that parents have to name (in my opinion - burden) their children with the "CAN YOU TOP THIS" type of mentality. Well, did it ever occur to you that one day, they may be in the "corporate world"? Children will let you know one day how much they resent you. People have too much ammunition already to let others know how much another has messed up their lives! Why start at birth and a name on a birth certificate??

  Posted at 10:03AM on 23rd 2008 by Superb54