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1. Taras scarring from her botched lipo is still nasty. Emergency cessarians are done long ways above the navel, but many abdominal surgeries are. Shoshonna has lost weight, good for her, and hugh Jackman...oh baby.

2. isn't it a bit silly to include a picture of hugh jackman here? considering the title is 'the dog days of summer'. it's clear (to those who would know) from the background that he is swimming in Sydney. I think that's Bondi beach. Down here its just been heating up for a little while, and we are just about to head into summer. Not that i am complaining about an excuse to see hugh in his boardies, but it kinda blows your pretence of a theme.

3. Dear Santa; All I want for Christmas is Jason Lewis, for the rest of my life. Thank you!

4. what's with kim k.? those earrings? she's a publicity whore. she was obviously adjusting herself for the photog.

5. OMG!!!!! Is that a blood stain on her bottoms???? Gross

6. Nicollette Sheridan is the WINNER here...lol. She looks awesome.

7. that's not a c-section scar, dummies. C-sections are below the naval not above. And it's not a bra, it's the inside cup of her bathing suit. give me a break.

8. Number 6 looks like Dame Judi Dench, not the Duchess of Kent.

9. Kristin Cavallari is wearing a bra under her bathing suit LMAOO!!!!!

10. C section...that's a good one. more likely excess skin removal... Sir Anthony still has a flat tummy..good for him. Nicolette looks great.

11. tara reid looks like a HOT FLAMMIN' CHEETO!

12. OMG, i'm sorry, but Kim K..who the HELL wears earrings like that out in the ocean?!?! HAHA give me a BREAK!!! This was SUCH a publicity stunt

13. Shoshanna Lonstein was engaged to Jerry Seinfeld about a hundred years ago before he took up with his gold-digging, plagiarizing wife, Jessica. She was another waaay younger girl that he seems to go for. She (Shoshanna) is a pretty successful clothing designer now. Likely thanks to the Seinfeld publicity, but, hey, worked out for her in the end. What is that saying, no such thing as bad publicity?

14. Who is Shoshanna Lonstein? Never heard of her. Duchess of Kent needs to keep that c-section scar covered up.

15. looks like tara reid in 30 years.