1. Hello what i'm writing about is I am a Lobsterman from Maine and I am either looking for a change of life and want to be a video person either a paparazzi or working for TMZ I love the show and woud be a great member of the staff! Tell Harvey he woullove ohave a honest Maine boy working for him...Seriosly I always dreamed of doing this and I do have a diploma frm a school in maine caled New England school of Broadcasting and I majored in sound and video. I can edit and can learn fast. I am getting a car equipt with 5 scanners plus gps and satelite computor downloads to whereever whenever. Im 41 alittle old to start but ready to go either NewYork or L.A. if any interest contact me at jonathanholmes38@yahoo.com thankyou for your time..
5. John Forbes Kerry...what a gasbag. Thank Heaven he lost Ohio; imagine this alleged gigolo running the Executive branch of Government. He's nothing but a wanderer...love 'em and leaves 'em...he don't even know their name. Please vote this boob out of office, Massachusetts, and into the unemployment line...he needs another swiftboating kick in the pants. Throw in some more botox..please!!!!
6. I would love to talk to John Kerry in that sloppy yet somewhat intuitive drunk banter that we all converse in over multiple cocktails and a few hours. I am a 26 year old student who rarely drinks. The beauty of having periodic drinks out, is the possibility of a Pinot soaked night can elbow-rubbing with someone of Sen.John Kerry's intellect and civic experience. The girls are definitely the reason for going to said party, but the fact that you can hear a pickled Sen. John Kerry say something like, "Bush is a f-ing crapstack " is worth so much. Then of course the following high five seals the deal. I also would love to hear his response to one of the girls saying, "like global warming is so bad! i mean the Earth is is like so hot! We so wanted our parents to vote for you!" When everyone is wasted they are all on the same level. -1. That is why I always call a cab.
7. It amazes me that anyone who cares anything about his or her reputation would sink so low as to publish misleading claims about someone else without a little research, especially when there is no pattern or reasonable substance to back up the claims.
Guess when someone is intent at destroying another person's reputation, facts don't matter.
Still, I wish I were a crow chef. I'd whip up a special batch for the TMZ crew who put this nonsense out there and then had to retract it.
8. Okay I totally disagree with girlfriend. Kirby Jones is a self centered ?#!@$ how thinks his !?@$# don't stink. He is a drunk, cokehead and a pill pusher. He is a homewreaker and a piece of $#!@? Shall I say anymore. He sucker punched a little girl's father as she watched. Respect, he deserves none. I can't wait until he goes to court and he finally gets what he deserves. Your days are number Kirby Jones. Good Luck!
9. I second that girlfriend, Kirby is a true friend and one that i would trust with my life. Im not so sure i could say that about someone with as little integrity as beige man. The fact that someone uses TMZ to get over their own inadequacies shows how truly small they are as a man. Sorry beige man i don't know about your "history" or the ropewalk and i am sure i don't want to. I have spent many summers working for and spending time with kirby and many others who all seem to love the man and feel the same way as i do. So beige man grow a sack and get over it, I'm sure your daughter would much rather see a dad talk his way out of an altercation than start a scene and follow it up on tmz to bash a man who, to many is a great friend and a much bigger man than you will ever be.
10. OK. This is ridiculous!! Sean you are making yourself look like even more of an idiot than we already thought you were. Seriously-you can try to fool people elsewhere but us locals know all about you and your history of antics. Perhaps you shouldn't throw stones in an effort to make yourself look good. Doesn't your history of violence over Pam date back to the mid 80's at the Ropewalk? And really, is she even worth it? For those of us who really know Kirby Jones we really know a true friend. I would recommend you think twice before taking any more steps to make this all for the worse. By the way have you been contacted for your interview with DSS yet? maybe you should practice your lies for them.
12. John Kerry,
Everyone On the Island Know about your days and Nights on the Island...Kirby Jones just adds a little Spice to the late Night Drinking ECT...What in god's name where you thinking having Kirby Jones running your boat...maybe you could have '' Clark Rockerfeller " give you some advice on how to leave Town Quick !!!
Kirby is like stiff drink ( Fun at first but the Next day ) you wish you never had it to begin with:
when the news comes out shortly that Mrs Ketchup Giving Kirby Loans there will be a lot more things to ad to your list of God help me get away from Kirby
13. Kirby Jones has had his way with many housewifes, Including Mrs.Kerry...Im not sure if I would like to ad that to my list of married woman in the past all Summer tennis and golf wifes, Spending the summer here with there kids of course The dads are back on Wall St paying the Bills so the Mommys can Vacation on Nantucket and Kirby can Borrow there Cars and sleep in there beds and of course ask for " Short Term " Loans...Yeep John Kerry your a winner hence the fact that you spend each and every chance you get a way from your wife and Hang out with your Boat cleaner KIRBY Jones: who has slept in your bed and Borrowed money from your wife Sad Days ahead for the Kerry's..bye this time next week Kirby will be living in your House John Kerry and yes John " The Best way to Get over A Man Is to get Under ONE...
14. UMM THE CLUB CAR wasnt serving LUNCH that day! A BUISNESS MEETING, YOU POUNDING BEERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS AS YOUR 11 year old sits by???YES YOU GOT PUNCHED because YOU STARTED A SCENE after you saw your daughter talking to KIRBY.. THE SCUM that has BEEN LIVING with your WIFE and KIDS for the previous 3 years.. GET over yourself, keep draging KIRBY though the MUD, It DRAGS your wife and kids right along in it!!! A BUISNESS MEETING? OH and was KIRBY CHARGED?? BY THE POLICE or is this JUST the two of you once AGAIN fighting over PAM??? I SUGGEST YOU DONT BRING YOU DAUGHTER TO ANYMORE MEETING HELD AT BARS, WHEN NO FOOD WAS BEING SERVED...
Reader Comments
1. Hello what i'm writing about is I am a Lobsterman from Maine and I am either looking for a change of life and want to be a video person either a paparazzi or working for TMZ I love the show and woud be a great member of the staff! Tell Harvey he woullove ohave a honest Maine boy working for him...Seriosly I always dreamed of doing this and I do have a diploma frm a school in maine caled New England school of Broadcasting and I majored in sound and video. I can edit and can learn fast. I am getting a car equipt with 5 scanners plus gps and satelite computor downloads to whereever whenever. Im 41 alittle old to start but ready to go either NewYork or L.A. if any interest contact me at jonathanholmes38@yahoo.com thankyou for your time..
Posted at 8:01AM on 13th 2009 by Jonathan Holmes
2. Wow you can get off the rock but the rock never changes... too funny! Thanks for the entertainment.
Posted at 10:55PM on 7th 2008 by Blight
3. Pretty sure he is the ugliest man I have ever seen- thank god he wasnt our president- obviously...
Posted at 11:45AM on 4th 2008 by kk
4. Doesn't raise the confidence level in Senator Kerry's leadership ability does it?
Posted at 10:11AM on 4th 2008 by Dave
5. John Forbes Kerry...what a gasbag. Thank Heaven he lost Ohio; imagine this alleged gigolo running the Executive branch of Government. He's nothing but a wanderer...love 'em and leaves 'em...he don't even know their name. Please vote this boob out of office, Massachusetts, and into the unemployment line...he needs another swiftboating kick in the pants. Throw in some more botox..please!!!!
Posted at 7:17PM on 3rd 2008 by Luca Brasi
6. I would love to talk to John Kerry in that sloppy yet somewhat intuitive drunk banter that we all converse in over multiple cocktails and a few hours. I am a 26 year old student who rarely drinks. The beauty of having periodic drinks out, is the possibility of a Pinot soaked night can elbow-rubbing with someone of Sen.John Kerry's intellect and civic experience. The girls are definitely the reason for going to said party, but the fact that you can hear a pickled Sen. John Kerry say something like, "Bush is a f-ing crapstack " is worth so much. Then of course the following high five seals the deal. I also would love to hear his response to one of the girls saying, "like global warming is so bad! i mean the Earth is is like so hot! We so wanted our parents to vote for you!" When everyone is wasted they are all on the same level. -1. That is why I always call a cab.
Posted at 2:48AM on 3rd 2008 by Aaron
7. It amazes me that anyone who cares anything about his or her reputation would sink so low as to publish misleading claims about someone else without a little research, especially when there is no pattern or reasonable substance to back up the claims. Guess when someone is intent at destroying another person's reputation, facts don't matter. Still, I wish I were a crow chef. I'd whip up a special batch for the TMZ crew who put this nonsense out there and then had to retract it.
Posted at 9:44PM on 1st 2008 by ProSense
8. Okay I totally disagree with girlfriend. Kirby Jones is a self centered ?#!@$ how thinks his !?@$# don't stink. He is a drunk, cokehead and a pill pusher. He is a homewreaker and a piece of $#!@? Shall I say anymore. He sucker punched a little girl's father as she watched. Respect, he deserves none. I can't wait until he goes to court and he finally gets what he deserves. Your days are number Kirby Jones. Good Luck!
Posted at 10:28PM on 31st 2008 by ackgirl65
9. I second that girlfriend, Kirby is a true friend and one that i would trust with my life. Im not so sure i could say that about someone with as little integrity as beige man. The fact that someone uses TMZ to get over their own inadequacies shows how truly small they are as a man. Sorry beige man i don't know about your "history" or the ropewalk and i am sure i don't want to. I have spent many summers working for and spending time with kirby and many others who all seem to love the man and feel the same way as i do. So beige man grow a sack and get over it, I'm sure your daughter would much rather see a dad talk his way out of an altercation than start a scene and follow it up on tmz to bash a man who, to many is a great friend and a much bigger man than you will ever be.
Posted at 7:05PM on 31st 2008 by Brendonious Jr.
10. OK. This is ridiculous!! Sean you are making yourself look like even more of an idiot than we already thought you were. Seriously-you can try to fool people elsewhere but us locals know all about you and your history of antics. Perhaps you shouldn't throw stones in an effort to make yourself look good. Doesn't your history of violence over Pam date back to the mid 80's at the Ropewalk? And really, is she even worth it? For those of us who really know Kirby Jones we really know a true friend. I would recommend you think twice before taking any more steps to make this all for the worse. By the way have you been contacted for your interview with DSS yet? maybe you should practice your lies for them.
Posted at 6:49PM on 31st 2008 by girlfriend
11. Nice panty shot on the girl in green dress. #3. Only some black fabric standing between me and the promised land.
Posted at 6:29PM on 31st 2008 by Sgt. Oddball
12. John Kerry, Everyone On the Island Know about your days and Nights on the Island...Kirby Jones just adds a little Spice to the late Night Drinking ECT...What in god's name where you thinking having Kirby Jones running your boat...maybe you could have '' Clark Rockerfeller " give you some advice on how to leave Town Quick !!! Kirby is like stiff drink ( Fun at first but the Next day ) you wish you never had it to begin with: when the news comes out shortly that Mrs Ketchup Giving Kirby Loans there will be a lot more things to ad to your list of God help me get away from Kirby
Posted at 2:32PM on 31st 2008 by FkJohnson
13. Kirby Jones has had his way with many housewifes, Including Mrs.Kerry...Im not sure if I would like to ad that to my list of married woman in the past all Summer tennis and golf wifes, Spending the summer here with there kids of course The dads are back on Wall St paying the Bills so the Mommys can Vacation on Nantucket and Kirby can Borrow there Cars and sleep in there beds and of course ask for " Short Term " Loans...Yeep John Kerry your a winner hence the fact that you spend each and every chance you get a way from your wife and Hang out with your Boat cleaner KIRBY Jones: who has slept in your bed and Borrowed money from your wife Sad Days ahead for the Kerry's..bye this time next week Kirby will be living in your House John Kerry and yes John " The Best way to Get over A Man Is to get Under ONE...
Posted at 2:19PM on 31st 2008 by frank johson
14. UMM THE CLUB CAR wasnt serving LUNCH that day! A BUISNESS MEETING, YOU POUNDING BEERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS AS YOUR 11 year old sits by???YES YOU GOT PUNCHED because YOU STARTED A SCENE after you saw your daughter talking to KIRBY.. THE SCUM that has BEEN LIVING with your WIFE and KIDS for the previous 3 years.. GET over yourself, keep draging KIRBY though the MUD, It DRAGS your wife and kids right along in it!!! A BUISNESS MEETING? OH and was KIRBY CHARGED?? BY THE POLICE or is this JUST the two of you once AGAIN fighting over PAM??? I SUGGEST YOU DONT BRING YOU DAUGHTER TO ANYMORE MEETING HELD AT BARS, WHEN NO FOOD WAS BEING SERVED...
Posted at 1:54PM on 31st 2008 by beige girl
15. man on man?
Posted at 12:50PM on 31st 2008 by Waba