17. c'mon, any mormons that have come knocking on my doors have NEVER looked like that! they are always about 120lbs overweight, have breathing problems & look perverted... now if they HAD come to my door, i woulda been obliged to have them come in & "set for a spell" lol!
21. Since when did Mattel make overgrown young adult aged mutant Mormon missionaries? Oh yeah, since the geniuses religion had the PURELY BRILLIANT (heh, *purely*) idea of sending attractive people out to booby trap the potential converts. One of the guys looks really old and ugly by the way. He must be years off his mission. I don't know why they chose him. Most of the guys look like scary, walking huge pulsating penises. Makes me wanna run for cover.
22. The woman in the Nuvarin advertisement is a Mormon, too. She attends the ward that I used to go to. Heh. Funny to me that they placed her ad on the page with the story about the model missionaries.
23. I have to say, this is absolutely hilarious. I'm dying! Funny that some LDS returned missionaries would make such a lame calendar! Why is the one guy wearing a white skirt with a pink sash? Am I missing something? And what's with the stringy haired Mad-Max guy? Kind of weird.
I love the Mormon religion. This calendar's truly lame, though.
24. for the tool who said none of these guys are lds, i know for a fact that they are. im friends with them tool bag. piece of @?#$! doesnt know what he is talking about.
25. It is very enlightening reading the comments on the Men on a Mission calendar. Let's keep our facts straight, though. . . Elders (male missionaries) serve ages 19 (not 17) to 26. Sisters can serve beginning at age 21. Just because a man wants to look good, it doesn't necessarily make him gay. Even though I have been excommunicated from the Church, I still have a testimony of it. Joseph Smith was NOT a pedophile. The FLDS Church is NOT affiliated with the LDS Church. Jesus Christ is the same God called Jehovah in the Old Testament. The Father and the Son are two distinct beings (See the passages in the New Testament recounting Christ's baptism.) The Church encourages all its members (including women) to get the best education possible, even though the greatest service a woman can do is raising a good family. These are just a few of the common misconceptions of members of the LDS Church's beliefs. I could go on and on.
27. We have got to let go of this mistaken notion that one must show respect to the religious views of others. Forget that, especially when those views are based upon an utterly ridiculous narrative, such as those of the Church of Latter Day Saints (The Mormons). Delusional crap
28. Have these guys got something against body hair, or do they wax, shave, or depilate?
Give me the manly Mr. Biscuitbarrel and his thick, fleecy pelt any day... Every day, that is!
Posted at 2:26PM on 17th 2008 by Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel
29. BTW, a missionary can serve up to the age of 26 years old Catt.
30. Wow, pretty strong comments here. Joseph Smith is not the "founder" of the LDS Church, look up your facts. If you're not interested in the Mormon religion, why bash it? Didn't you learn if you can't say anything nice not to speak? What's the purpose of the hateful comments? Don't you think we'd all be better off if we stopped judging and showed some respect for different views, beliefs and practices?
Reader Comments
16. Nothing like a little sex to invite members to a church. Strange.... Not that I'm complaining!
Posted at 12:05PM on 11th 2008 by Intrigued
17. c'mon, any mormons that have come knocking on my doors have NEVER looked like that! they are always about 120lbs overweight, have breathing problems & look perverted... now if they HAD come to my door, i woulda been obliged to have them come in & "set for a spell" lol!
Posted at 5:41PM on 10th 2008 by breezyme
18. If you believe this ... I've got some fine land to sell you ... under the Everglades.
Posted at 3:11PM on 10th 2008 by JustME
19. Who knew that Mormons could be so cute?
Posted at 2:54PM on 10th 2008 by Terry
20. Wow...you can come knock on my door
Posted at 5:59AM on 8th 2008 by Aaron
21. Since when did Mattel make overgrown young adult aged mutant Mormon missionaries? Oh yeah, since the geniuses religion had the PURELY BRILLIANT (heh, *purely*) idea of sending attractive people out to booby trap the potential converts. One of the guys looks really old and ugly by the way. He must be years off his mission. I don't know why they chose him. Most of the guys look like scary, walking huge pulsating penises. Makes me wanna run for cover.
Posted at 2:18AM on 4th 2008 by La La Loca
22. The woman in the Nuvarin advertisement is a Mormon, too. She attends the ward that I used to go to. Heh. Funny to me that they placed her ad on the page with the story about the model missionaries.
Posted at 2:08AM on 4th 2008 by La La Loca
23. I have to say, this is absolutely hilarious. I'm dying! Funny that some LDS returned missionaries would make such a lame calendar! Why is the one guy wearing a white skirt with a pink sash? Am I missing something? And what's with the stringy haired Mad-Max guy? Kind of weird. I love the Mormon religion. This calendar's truly lame, though.
Posted at 2:09AM on 10th 2008 by K8
24. for the tool who said none of these guys are lds, i know for a fact that they are. im friends with them tool bag. piece of @?#$! doesnt know what he is talking about.
Posted at 3:29AM on 30th 2008 by chris
25. It is very enlightening reading the comments on the Men on a Mission calendar. Let's keep our facts straight, though. . . Elders (male missionaries) serve ages 19 (not 17) to 26. Sisters can serve beginning at age 21. Just because a man wants to look good, it doesn't necessarily make him gay. Even though I have been excommunicated from the Church, I still have a testimony of it. Joseph Smith was NOT a pedophile. The FLDS Church is NOT affiliated with the LDS Church. Jesus Christ is the same God called Jehovah in the Old Testament. The Father and the Son are two distinct beings (See the passages in the New Testament recounting Christ's baptism.) The Church encourages all its members (including women) to get the best education possible, even though the greatest service a woman can do is raising a good family. These are just a few of the common misconceptions of members of the LDS Church's beliefs. I could go on and on.
Posted at 1:57AM on 23rd 2008 by MormonGuy13
26. TMZ needs to do a little research. These fella's are not LDS Missionaries. Any of them.
Posted at 5:45AM on 22nd 2008 by Caroline
27. We have got to let go of this mistaken notion that one must show respect to the religious views of others. Forget that, especially when those views are based upon an utterly ridiculous narrative, such as those of the Church of Latter Day Saints (The Mormons). Delusional crap
Posted at 9:16PM on 17th 2008 by kevin
28. Have these guys got something against body hair, or do they wax, shave, or depilate? Give me the manly Mr. Biscuitbarrel and his thick, fleecy pelt any day... Every day, that is!
Posted at 2:26PM on 17th 2008 by Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel
29. BTW, a missionary can serve up to the age of 26 years old Catt.
Posted at 12:26PM on 17th 2008 by Lisa
30. Wow, pretty strong comments here. Joseph Smith is not the "founder" of the LDS Church, look up your facts. If you're not interested in the Mormon religion, why bash it? Didn't you learn if you can't say anything nice not to speak? What's the purpose of the hateful comments? Don't you think we'd all be better off if we stopped judging and showed some respect for different views, beliefs and practices?
Posted at 12:23PM on 17th 2008 by Lisa