Shark Suicide

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• 46. THE SHARK DIED BECAUSE HE FIGURED HOW THE SLIDE WORKED AND WAS WAITING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SLIDE WITH HIS MOUTH OPENED BUT NO ONE SLID DOWN AND INTO HIS MOUTH WEEEE...--- >~~~

  Posted at 8:26AM on 19th 2008 by THIAGO

• 47. Oh Hell NO! I know that they are going to need to something about it! What if there were people in the pool? What if there was someone going down the slide and didn't realize that there was a shark behind them? That is freaking scary!!!

  Posted at 10:42PM on 18th 2008 by suzzanah

• 48. this is so sad. ive been there twice and they made everything sound so safe.... and on the last picture the guy on the right was my diving instructor, Nathan. i found that kinda funny.

  Posted at 10:22PM on 18th 2008 by octopus!

• 49. how sad for the shark, but it is funny. I wonder how it got in.

  Posted at 9:41PM on 18th 2008 by Hedy

• 50. Boy, how sad. this breaks my heart. Too bad no one could do anything for him.

  Posted at 9:03PM on 18th 2008 by Mo

• 51. Dye, eh? Heaven forbid things dye..

  Posted at 8:52PM on 18th 2008 by lolmonade

• 52. So? You just stood there? And took pictures? For the sake and benefit of mankind? Sharks don't dye because of cancer, ever, they dye from a far worse desease (from their side of view) So what have you been thinking taking these photographs? (almost clicked send and just saw this comment"15. ALL SHARKS ARE A DANGER TO HUMANS, IF THEY HAVE TEETH THEY WILL BITE. " so i guess we know how old this guy must be;) ) Have a great 2009 will you!

  Posted at 8:09PM on 18th 2008 by Smoesnix

• 53. I have been to Atlantis many of times and its one of the most beautiful places in the world. Granted these animals should be kept in the wilderness but this place give you the opportunity to view all sorts of exotic fish and animals. And they are in all honesty kept very well. They treat these animals like royalty because that is one of their main attractions. If you ever get the opportunity to go, take the chance!!! It is AMAIZING!

  Posted at 6:42PM on 18th 2008 by Just Me

• 54. Shark Lover Barry - The place Michael Jackson dangled his 15 month old baby was not Atlantis, but rather Berlin, Germany, a completely different continent. Do your fact finding first, and then post your comments.

  Posted at 6:11PM on 18th 2008 by Factfinder

• 55. What do you mean the poor thing? This shark could give a rats patu about you and your material goods. I just hope heavens got a ghetto because this is the street way for a shark to go out. Im sure half the folk on this board will pass this life sitting in their mothers basement, blogging about gaping colons.

  Posted at 4:19PM on 18th 2008 by betterERthanyou

• 56. Selachimorpha forevermore!

  Posted at 4:09PM on 18th 2008 by RON DALE

• 57. sharks fangs are almost as cool as vampires, except vampires are real. These photoshop monstrosities disgust me.

  Posted at 3:59PM on 18th 2008 by vamp <3

• 58. Wow...this is an intense thread. It is indeed proof positive that TMZ viewers are a pox on humanity and that you generally know jack fu¢k all about anything.

  Posted at 3:53PM on 18th 2008 by betterthanyou

• 59. Mammal, fish, dog, cat, whatever...the ignorants that think the poor shark could come down the slide, hit the pool, and then go on a killing spree, biting and tearing the flesh off of anything in its path? Jeez get a grip...the poor thing died.

  Posted at 3:51PM on 18th 2008 by Joann

• 60. Does anyone know how tasty a shark can be? If it were up to me and I'd turn the skin to soup and use the fins as wings and fly to shark heaven, some may ask where would that be, you see, you take route three down through the pines of south jersey, there you will find a place where sharks roam free. They have actually learned to walk on their fins. Quite amazing if you get past the part of naked sharks walking up and down the street. But they won't mess up your day unless your wearing flashy watches or designer shoes. Sharks are suckers for glam and if you cross them they will turn your face to spam. RIP sharky . You will be missed, never forgotten, not only were you a fine fish, but you were a fine friend

  Posted at 3:49PM on 18th 2008 by Vital Mentalisms