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1. I think phelps is after a threesome with this chick...if i were a male though i wouldn't take this chick home to meet the parents if she looks like a big w****

2. He can do better. If I busted my butt in a swimming pool for 20 years I'd be hitting many women and all better than that.

3. this is a power play by micheal to tell his over protective mother to back off, this is my life and i am going to live it how i want...

4. He's dipping in the soy sauce.

5. hey, the man has yellow fever- he can't help himself.

6. She's pretty and hawt . Lucky Phelps ! :D

7. She is from SOCAL. I remember her when she was pretty flat chested without 909 tats. She might be from the 909 it's been years since I met her.

8. take away the implants and the colorful distraction on her back and whaddya have- a curveless stack of bones with no lips. But hey some guys can't get their minds around plastic boobs and decorations. I'm sure she's very polite.

9. okay wat is she doing with him he is UGLY great godz she is f**kin hotter then hell i would jump her in a second!! Michael on the other hand looks like he was beaten in the face with a frying pan ! (the shower pic is the best ever!!!!)

10. I don't get it, really I don't. Too much time in the pool has waterlogged his brain? She's a skank.

11. Michael - If you are reading this, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE use protection. Nuff said.

12. Ugly stick? That #@?$! got swatted by the entire FUGLY FOREST

13. She should be on one of Maury's "Spot the tranny" shows. Like Michael she has an admirable body but she looks like a guy. Michael himself looks like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons

14. What a skanky Vegas !@#?$ Tap it and drop it, Phelps (or you can kiss some endorsements goodbye).

15. DANNNNG! I bet that's some good pie! I wish I was so lucky to be as ugly as him to be able to get some trim as good as that!!!