3. Just think of this, Sam Ronson PLOWING LiLo and munching that carpet like a hungry hick attacking a corncob. Gets ya hard huh? Now imagine it in reverse. This is my recipe for LOSING YOUR LUNCH. Jesus Lindsay, drop this dead beat and go back to guys.
Posted at 5:04AM on 10th 2008 by CarpetMunchingCelebHangersOn
4. Try to imagine the caption for the last picture. Lindsay is thinking to herself...."Oh God in Heaven NO! Please don't run!" And just as her thought is completed then ol' Samantha "TrackStar" Ronson starts her loping skinny-girl-with-A-horribly-dimply-ass run and shows that even if your feeding a family of 4 million tapeworms that you can still have a dimply old ladies bum.
Posted at 4:57AM on 10th 2008 by DoubleOhMyFuckingGodLookAtHerDimplyAss
5. LOHAN IS HOTT,I'D DO HER 6 WAYS FROM SUNDAY,BUT THE SAM CHICK IS UGLIER THAN A BASTARD CAMEL...JUST DONT SEE THE ATTRACTION..
6. i can't believe how many stupid, inbred people post on this site as though they know anything about these celebs and have room to make such nasty allegations.
7. All of you shallow morons ragging on Sam's look - I am CERTAIN she looks 100% better than any of you, but the main issue is, WHO CARES how she looks? If they are comfortable and happy with each other, that is ALL that matters. Lohan isn't exactly a great catch, with all her problems and she definitely doesn't need to be with someone attractive and self centered. Good for them, if they are happy, as they seem to be.
9. I am happy for Lindsay. Maybe this girl is not using her just because she has money- hopefully she truly cares for lindsay. I do believe Lindsay could do way better though....lol.
10. OMG Sam's but looks nasty! It looks like an old ladies butt. Also there bikini's look like there are some little 13 year old girls. Sam tummy is really pretty but the rest looks really scary that girl needs to eat!!!
11. That chick is ugly. It looks like she just got out of a concentration camp. Good for Lindsey, looking deeper than surface physical attraction or anything remotely resembling outward physical beauty. Next
12. OK....SAm= GROSS...that bitch is fuckin ugly and thinks shes a dude...SO lindsay if youre going to be a lesbian ATLEAST have a cute girl!! C'MON NOOOOW!
14. Funny, she doesn't look confused or depressed to me. In fact, she is looking the best she has in years. Not too skinny. Not drinking heavily. And smiling in the majority of photos she is in... Seems like someone is a very happy lesbian...
Reader Comments
1. Lindsey Lohan is such a beautiful woman! Why go bi-? I do not get it.
Posted at 7:26PM on 26th 2009 by Eric Fisk
2. D3Y LoOk nAsTy 33wWw bItCh3s n33D To gEt a RoOm
Posted at 2:23PM on 10th 2008 by J3NnIf3r
3. Just think of this, Sam Ronson PLOWING LiLo and munching that carpet like a hungry hick attacking a corncob. Gets ya hard huh? Now imagine it in reverse. This is my recipe for LOSING YOUR LUNCH. Jesus Lindsay, drop this dead beat and go back to guys.
Posted at 5:04AM on 10th 2008 by CarpetMunchingCelebHangersOn
4. Try to imagine the caption for the last picture. Lindsay is thinking to herself...."Oh God in Heaven NO! Please don't run!" And just as her thought is completed then ol' Samantha "TrackStar" Ronson starts her loping skinny-girl-with-A-horribly-dimply-ass run and shows that even if your feeding a family of 4 million tapeworms that you can still have a dimply old ladies bum.
Posted at 4:57AM on 10th 2008 by DoubleOhMyFuckingGodLookAtHerDimplyAss
5. LOHAN IS HOTT,I'D DO HER 6 WAYS FROM SUNDAY,BUT THE SAM CHICK IS UGLIER THAN A BASTARD CAMEL...JUST DONT SEE THE ATTRACTION..
Posted at 12:02AM on 9th 2008 by HILLBILLY MAFIA
6. i can't believe how many stupid, inbred people post on this site as though they know anything about these celebs and have room to make such nasty allegations.
Posted at 6:54PM on 8th 2008 by JenJen
7. All of you shallow morons ragging on Sam's look - I am CERTAIN she looks 100% better than any of you, but the main issue is, WHO CARES how she looks? If they are comfortable and happy with each other, that is ALL that matters. Lohan isn't exactly a great catch, with all her problems and she definitely doesn't need to be with someone attractive and self centered. Good for them, if they are happy, as they seem to be.
Posted at 6:51PM on 8th 2008 by Ms_Tell
8. Sam MUST BE anorexic. She really looks bad, entirely too thin.
Posted at 4:01PM on 7th 2008 by deb
9. I am happy for Lindsay. Maybe this girl is not using her just because she has money- hopefully she truly cares for lindsay. I do believe Lindsay could do way better though....lol.
Posted at 2:33PM on 7th 2008 by Lacey
10. OMG Sam's but looks nasty! It looks like an old ladies butt. Also there bikini's look like there are some little 13 year old girls. Sam tummy is really pretty but the rest looks really scary that girl needs to eat!!!
Posted at 9:10PM on 6th 2008 by jessica perez
11. That chick is ugly. It looks like she just got out of a concentration camp. Good for Lindsey, looking deeper than surface physical attraction or anything remotely resembling outward physical beauty. Next
Posted at 8:50AM on 6th 2008 by My name is
12. OK....SAm= GROSS...that bitch is fuckin ugly and thinks shes a dude...SO lindsay if youre going to be a lesbian ATLEAST have a cute girl!! C'MON NOOOOW!
Posted at 10:38PM on 5th 2008 by Marty Party
13. Well I Have A Boner
Posted at 7:40PM on 5th 2008 by Jonny?
14. Funny, she doesn't look confused or depressed to me. In fact, she is looking the best she has in years. Not too skinny. Not drinking heavily. And smiling in the majority of photos she is in... Seems like someone is a very happy lesbian...
Posted at 2:08PM on 4th 2008 by They look
15. If they are happy, good for them. Hopefully, this Sam chick truly cares for Lindsey and isn't using her for a free meal ticket. Time will tell.
Posted at 11:22AM on 4th 2008 by N