4. "Oooh my tongue is so important because i need it to sell garbage and make a living... waaaaah""
Well, he does have to make a living and he certainly does have to be able to talk, too. Excuse him and the rest of us guys who don't like to have our tongues bitten off by stupid whores.
"Guess what dillweed, hookers don't like being kissed on the mouth by old ugly douchebags."
I guess Vince didn't read the fine print on the "contract" about kissing hookers before he decided to pay her to come back to his hotel to have sex.
Guess what idiot, guys don't like it when stupid whores try to bite their tongues off in the middle of kissing.
You call yourself hardass? More like DUMBASS to me.
5. "1. It would be fun to be her man"
Yes, because you would be stupid and desperate enough to want to go out with a dirty prostitute.
"and pound the shizzy out of Vince sometime in a nice dark alley... what a @!?$#"
Yes, because morons like you have to come to the rescue of helpless female *coughhookerscough* victims who get beaten up for trying to bite off men's tongues. You got to love these captain save-a-hoes. I'd like to see Vince beat the **** out of *** kissing morons like you in a dark alley just for being so stupid.
6. It would be fun to be her man and pound the shizzy out of Vince sometime in a nice dark alley... what a @!?$# Oooh my tongue is so important because i need it to sell garbage and make a living... waaaaah" Guess what dillweed, hookers don't like being kissed on the mouth by old ugly douchebags.
8. ROFL...WOOW this is soo RANDOM!ROFL!
I feel bad for her though.im cracking up cuz who wouldve thought the damn shamwow guy would have done something like this?rofl
11. Holy crap. I would totally press charges on that douchebag Vince. This is awful. So what if she's a hooker? Does that make her less of a human? Everyone who said that about her are a bunch of degenerate assholes.
13. He deserved to be charged, but for paying for a ugly crack whore.Is there not enough hot looking chicks out there he could have hooked up with for free?
14. he shoulnt have been charged with assault toward the hooker. i dont care who it is. you bite my tongue and my instant reaction is going to be swinging punches to get you off
15. 1st off...ewWwhhh WTF he rockd her ass!!!! but if she but him that hard she deserves ir damm i still cant beleive this ..WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!!
Reader Comments
1. she has a cold sore and you can see the blisters inside her mouth which is another symptom of herpes, I feel bad for Vince lol
Posted at 10:07PM on 17th 2009 by JC
2. YfVVmp
Posted at 3:11AM on 14th 2009 by Ezaoyqnh
3. Did you see that cold sore? She's got the herp!
Posted at 11:22PM on 1st 2009 by Gus
4. "Oooh my tongue is so important because i need it to sell garbage and make a living... waaaaah"" Well, he does have to make a living and he certainly does have to be able to talk, too. Excuse him and the rest of us guys who don't like to have our tongues bitten off by stupid whores. "Guess what dillweed, hookers don't like being kissed on the mouth by old ugly douchebags." I guess Vince didn't read the fine print on the "contract" about kissing hookers before he decided to pay her to come back to his hotel to have sex. Guess what idiot, guys don't like it when stupid whores try to bite their tongues off in the middle of kissing. You call yourself hardass? More like DUMBASS to me.
Posted at 5:21AM on 18th 2009 by jarvis302003
5. "1. It would be fun to be her man" Yes, because you would be stupid and desperate enough to want to go out with a dirty prostitute. "and pound the shizzy out of Vince sometime in a nice dark alley... what a @!?$#" Yes, because morons like you have to come to the rescue of helpless female *coughhookerscough* victims who get beaten up for trying to bite off men's tongues. You got to love these captain save-a-hoes. I'd like to see Vince beat the **** out of *** kissing morons like you in a dark alley just for being so stupid.
Posted at 5:19AM on 18th 2009 by jarvis302003
6. It would be fun to be her man and pound the shizzy out of Vince sometime in a nice dark alley... what a @!?$# Oooh my tongue is so important because i need it to sell garbage and make a living... waaaaah" Guess what dillweed, hookers don't like being kissed on the mouth by old ugly douchebags.
Posted at 2:48PM on 12th 2009 by hardass
7. You can see her oral HPV warts on the inside of her lip! Eeew Gross!
Posted at 2:27PM on 25th 2009 by Minnie
8. ROFL...WOOW this is soo RANDOM!ROFL! I feel bad for her though.im cracking up cuz who wouldve thought the damn shamwow guy would have done something like this?rofl
Posted at 6:34PM on 21st 2009 by Evelyn
9. are you crazy? hookers are absolutely less human. this story is too funny
Posted at 4:12PM on 20th 2009 by peter
10. I still think he's funny, and besides if not him then her pimp would've given it to her so what's the difference...
Posted at 11:00PM on 19th 2009 by Bret Michaels
11. Holy crap. I would totally press charges on that douchebag Vince. This is awful. So what if she's a hooker? Does that make her less of a human? Everyone who said that about her are a bunch of degenerate assholes.
Posted at 9:41PM on 18th 2009 by bryony
12. He's still hot. I'd totally sleep with him for free! And NO use of teeth!!
Posted at 8:41PM on 16th 2009 by Sapphire
13. He deserved to be charged, but for paying for a ugly crack whore.Is there not enough hot looking chicks out there he could have hooked up with for free?
Posted at 9:00PM on 11th 2009 by biker
14. he shoulnt have been charged with assault toward the hooker. i dont care who it is. you bite my tongue and my instant reaction is going to be swinging punches to get you off
Posted at 11:37AM on 11th 2009 by 17
15. 1st off...ewWwhhh WTF he rockd her ass!!!! but if she but him that hard she deserves ir damm i still cant beleive this ..WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!!
Posted at 1:58PM on 9th 2009 by bIANCA