Tom looks like he is pregnant? Sorry Tom, some other "guy" already beat u to it. What was that guy's name? He was on Oprah a couple of weeks ago.
Tom's getting really desperate for any publicity.
photo #4 is not a "guest", it's cruise's son, conner! taller than his father, naturally. suri will be too, by the time she is 4! lol
the "Wedge" sneakers, NO, they are just so he can jump "really high", in case the mothership comes in...and he needs to get on...PLEASE COME AND TAKE HIM NOW....freak
Tom is short for a man so what? Big freaking deal. More importantaly is why the heck are they spending so much money on a very small childs birthday party. I mean really who is the party for? What would be the really good parents response? Tom has been a actor for a very long time and has made a lot of money great!! good for him. Katie has also been sucessful in her acting career Great good for her. Rich and Famous ummm. Well Rich is good but Famous gets you helicopters at you childs B-day party if you don't plain it "right". Tom and Kate had better be careful or Wonderful cute sweet Suri is going to turn into Paris Hilton or worse B. Speers and they will have to take the blame for it. With lots of money comes much responsibility. Don't fail Suri.
Looks like a very normal party. You fools with your stupid quips should remember we live in the United States of America and we have a Constitution that gives us the freedom to choose any religion we want - so too bad for you idiots who don't like Tom's religion - ha!ha!ha!
Posted at 3:49PM on April 19th 2008 by Marlena Christian
It looks to be a B Day party and a pretty typical one really.
How bored we must be to leave what we think are amusing little quips.
Lets get out and get some air lol
Tom looks like he is pregnant? Sorry Tom, some other "guy" already beat u to it. What was that guy's name? He was on Oprah a couple of weeks ago. Tom's getting really desperate for any publicity.
Posted at 6:56PM on April 19th 2008 by ick
Tom looks so goofy in his wedge tennies....teehee
Posted at 6:53PM on April 19th 2008 by bella bleau
photo #4 is not a "guest", it's cruise's son, conner! taller than his father, naturally. suri will be too, by the time she is 4! lol the "Wedge" sneakers, NO, they are just so he can jump "really high", in case the mothership comes in...and he needs to get on...PLEASE COME AND TAKE HIM NOW....freak
Posted at 6:06PM on April 19th 2008 by kd
I just see people at a birthday party. What kind of people try to !?#$@ on a 2 year olds birthday? The US/European "news" media is Satanic.
Posted at 5:42PM on April 19th 2008 by Brian
Tom is short for a man so what? Big freaking deal. More importantaly is why the heck are they spending so much money on a very small childs birthday party. I mean really who is the party for? What would be the really good parents response? Tom has been a actor for a very long time and has made a lot of money great!! good for him. Katie has also been sucessful in her acting career Great good for her. Rich and Famous ummm. Well Rich is good but Famous gets you helicopters at you childs B-day party if you don't plain it "right". Tom and Kate had better be careful or Wonderful cute sweet Suri is going to turn into Paris Hilton or worse B. Speers and they will have to take the blame for it. With lots of money comes much responsibility. Don't fail Suri.
Posted at 4:25PM on April 19th 2008 by Sharon
Brilliant captions. If only Tom Cruise could read (them).
Posted at 4:13PM on April 19th 2008 by hubbardslittleboysontheboat
Wow you guys are brilliant...Isn't that his son in the pic?
Posted at 3:58PM on April 19th 2008 by J
Wow you guys are brilliant...Isn't that his son in the pic?
Posted at 3:58PM on April 19th 2008 by J
OMG!! Those are wedge sneakers that is wearing. What a shorty.
Posted at 3:57PM on April 19th 2008 by sushigirl
Looks like a very normal party. You fools with your stupid quips should remember we live in the United States of America and we have a Constitution that gives us the freedom to choose any religion we want - so too bad for you idiots who don't like Tom's religion - ha!ha!ha!
Posted at 3:49PM on April 19th 2008 by Marlena Christian
Those are HIGH HEELED WEDGIES Tom is wearing. He's saving his stilettos for her third birthday, when she will be as tall as he.
Posted at 3:46PM on April 19th 2008 by Kathleen
It looks to be a B Day party and a pretty typical one really. How bored we must be to leave what we think are amusing little quips. Lets get out and get some air lol
Posted at 3:22PM on April 19th 2008 by T
ya'll are so bad with those captions....but so freaking funny too !!!
Posted at 3:15PM on April 19th 2008 by orion
The first pic, it took me a while to figure out which was katie and which was tom o.o
Posted at 3:08PM on April 19th 2008 by AMY
I dont see any high heeled shoes on Tom, all I see are some white gymshoes with what looks to be a thick sole... What are you guys talking about????
Posted at 2:06PM on April 19th 2008 by PlayaRushous