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1. You can't really find anything wrong at this little kid's birthday party, so you have to make up lame captions. Pretty pathetic.

2. Looks like a normal kids birthday party to me from the pictures. Kids writing in chalk on the walk, kids, and balloons...

3. This is sad... you guys are staking out a 2-year old's birthday party. Scuzzy.

4. Tom looks like he is pregnant? Sorry Tom, some other "guy" already beat u to it. What was that guy's name? He was on Oprah a couple of weeks ago. Tom's getting really desperate for any publicity.

5. Tom looks so goofy in his wedge tennies....teehee

6. photo #4 is not a "guest", it's cruise's son, conner! taller than his father, naturally. suri will be too, by the time she is 4! lol the "Wedge" sneakers, NO, they are just so he can jump "really high", in case the mothership comes in...and he needs to get on...PLEASE COME AND TAKE HIM NOW....freak

7. I just see people at a birthday party. What kind of people try to !?#$@ on a 2 year olds birthday? The US/European "news" media is Satanic.

8. Tom is short for a man so what? Big freaking deal. More importantaly is why the heck are they spending so much money on a very small childs birthday party. I mean really who is the party for? What would be the really good parents response? Tom has been a actor for a very long time and has made a lot of money great!! good for him. Katie has also been sucessful in her acting career Great good for her. Rich and Famous ummm. Well Rich is good but Famous gets you helicopters at you childs B-day party if you don't plain it "right". Tom and Kate had better be careful or Wonderful cute sweet Suri is going to turn into Paris Hilton or worse B. Speers and they will have to take the blame for it. With lots of money comes much responsibility. Don't fail Suri.

9. Brilliant captions. If only Tom Cruise could read (them).

10. Wow you guys are brilliant...Isn't that his son in the pic?

11. Wow you guys are brilliant...Isn't that his son in the pic?

12. OMG!! Those are wedge sneakers that is wearing. What a shorty.

13. Looks like a very normal party. You fools with your stupid quips should remember we live in the United States of America and we have a Constitution that gives us the freedom to choose any religion we want - so too bad for you idiots who don't like Tom's religion - ha!ha!ha!

14. Those are HIGH HEELED WEDGIES Tom is wearing. He's saving his stilettos for her third birthday, when she will be as tall as he.

15. It looks to be a B Day party and a pretty typical one really. How bored we must be to leave what we think are amusing little quips. Lets get out and get some air lol